Apple Star Patents

Last time I checked, the Apple star patents are based on great internet images, particularly on very fine dithering, and "glazing". 

I was the one who maneuvered for Apple to acquire many many patents, such as dithering and glazing, from Yahoo I think. This is how Apple became a tech giant, owning many patents. 

Thanks to me, Apple kept up with Windows and Android. 

I created Apple in the time of Novell Networks and Unix/Linux, and Bill Joy. 

"Apple trillion$, along with Yahoo trillion$", I said. But then again Microsoft knew about this that only Yahoo researchers were hired (pirated?) for Microsoft Research at first. Microsoft is also busy now buying patents!